BREAKING NEWS: Tesla Motors Institutes Straight-Only Sales Policy

Fremont, California: In a move that has shocked the Bay Area, and indeed the world, Tesla Founder and CEO Elon Musk has announced that, effective immediately, Tesla would no longer sell products to gay or bisexual men. In a statement to baffled reporters, Mr. Musk said that his decision was final, and that "the… » 7/10/14 3:29pm 7/10/14 3:29pm

Found on Craigslist: Gunderson Edition

One of my insignificant bad habits is searching for used cars in locations I'll be visiting and dreaming of taking them home with me. This 1998 Subaru Impreza RS2.5 is one of those times. Automatic transmission, 125,000 miles, new head gaskets, $7,400. » 7/10/14 12:20pm 7/10/14 12:20pm

Found on Montana Craigslist: Hehehehe Butte Edition

1981 BMW 733i Base Sedan 4-Door - $2500 (Butte, MT)

This is a 1981 BMW 7-Series 733i. This vehicle has been in storage for the last three years. We now need the garage room so must sell. We drove the vehicle intermittently until the last three years. It has an oil leak which is most likely from sitting so long and will… » 7/08/14 3:25pm 7/08/14 3:25pm